This week we said farewell to John Hughes, mourned Paula Abdul’s departure from American Idol, and hit the loo with Courtney Love. What else happened?
• Zack Morris got a gig on Broadway and Screech and Mr. Belding felt bad.
• Jeremy Piven ram-jammed some dude.
• Paramount spared critics a screening of G.I. Joe.
• Thomas Pynchon spoke, possibly!
• Justin Timberlake got a job offer.
• Jay Leno announced plans to kill everyone.
• Tom Arnold lied.
• Stephenie Meyer totally plagiarized some book.
• David Chase made Mad Men swear-free.
• A pair of Bens got the boot.
• A pair of Bens got the boot.
• Hugh Jackman was cast in a movie as himself.
• A pair of Bens got the boot.
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