This week we said farewell to John Hughes, mourned Paula Abdul’s departure from American Idol, and hit the loo with Courtney Love. What else happened?

• Zack Morris got a gig on Broadway and Screech and Mr. Belding felt bad.

• Jeremy Piven ram-jammed some dude.

• Paramount spared critics a screening of G.I. Joe.

• Thomas Pynchon spoke, possibly!

• Justin Timberlake got a job offer.

• Jay Leno announced plans to kill everyone.

• Tom Arnold lied.

• Stephenie Meyer totally plagiarized some book.

• David Chase made Mad Men swear-free.

• A pair of Bens got the boot.

• A pair of Bens got the boot.

• Hugh Jackman was cast in a movie as himself.

• A pair of Bens got the boot.

Week in Review: Sooner or Later, Everyone Goes to the Zoo

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